BX SYMBOLS ..-

t's tough being a sex symbol these
ays. Last week I volunteered my
ble body for a "shower" and did so
or the meer sum of two rum and
okes.

nd now for the bad news!!!

was mercilessly forced to wear a
ighty (allbeit white), somewhat

isque and transparent. Following
that, I was subjected to "make-up"

blue - all providing that I shaved
prior to applications. Il must admit
..» she was good... After the night
gown, the wig and the make-up ... I
vas attractive!!! I fluffed the

hair on my chest and got into the
'"yift box", which I was to spring

ut of at the magic moment.

Were she comes", someone said, and
I crouched in the box, the lid was
mt on and ribbons attached. The
excitement was high ... come to
recall «ee SO was I. So, I'm
errouching and waiting!!! In comes
the bride-to-be and right away they
get into some philosophical conversa-
tion; woman talk ... you know ...
sooking, cleaning, gossip and such.
Weanwhile ... my left leg is

cramping up. The solitary muscle I
nave there has gone on strike!!

I'm tapping on the box with my soft
pink gloves hoping that someone will
trip to the situation. The cat is
playing with my finger that I've

put out of a small hole in hopes of
keeping my stability inside the box.
The dog is sniffing and whining at
the box edge and some morbid sole
says "Where's Dawn? Is she coming?"

0h Damn!! Dawn is about "due" and
is not known for her jogging speed!
Someone phones Dawn; someone drags
off the dog and cat and I find it
getting hot -- hotter and downright
sweltering inside the box.

FINALLY Dawn arrives!! At last!!!
But, No ... more trivia! Some jokes
are relayed, more small talk ... you
know cleaning and gossip stuff.

——
Ne

FINALLY ... someone suggest that the
bride-to-be open the "gift". She

does ... with closed eyes, I] sprung

to my one good foot (the one with
feeling left in it) ... stumbled

and grabbed the bride-to-be who by

now was both horrified and breaking up
with laughter. I presented a pair of
knitted "boob" slippers to her to give
to her hubby-to-be and slipped out the
pack way to the privacy of my apartment
to mend my pride and dignity.

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SEX SYMBOLS ... (Cont'd.)

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little potential. As a one-time
experience... I recommend it for
everyone.

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